discourse.disciple.derrida.
lui ailleurs
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Amuse-toi toi aussi à 1) repérer tout ce qui te paraît inepte dans l'annonce puis, à l'aide ton pouvoir mental, 2) imagine tout ce que tu aimerais lire à la place de ce qui est inscrit dans les crochets et, enfin, 3) auto-persuade toi que je l'ai pensé moi aussi :
Je suis un [furoncle] velouté qui aime le [muesli]. Avec toi j'aimerais [bredouiller des inepties] dans les [foins humides du Bérry], après quoi je te ferais connaître ma [sincère passion pour les sculptures d'autruche]. Si tu es, toi aussi, un/une [caribou d'Auvergne], que tu préfères les [jeux de ballons gonflables] aux [hivers rugueux], que tu es [sensible aux haricots] et toujours de [bout/plaisante compagnie], alors tu ne penses qu'à une chose, me [rabattre mon fieffé caquet].
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moi oui maman oui cest moi cest moi regarde regarde la sur la tele
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Je suis un homard velouté qui aime les autres homards veloutes. Avec toi j'aimerais faineanter dans les orphelinats de Saint-Exupery, après quoi je te ferais connaître ma collection de toreadors grecques . Si tu es, toi aussi, un/une soudeu[r/se] chancellant[e], que tu préfères les cornichons aux cornichons, que tu es hypocrite lecteu[r/se] et toujours de leuze/rrida/lon, alors tu ne penses qu'à une chose, me [ERREU~~ FATALhic/}.
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resultat
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lui
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ne sest pas auto-persuade
Monday, 30 July 2007
Tuesday, 24 July 2007
Entendrisme
The single entendre: I say something funny; you fail to laugh.
The double entrendre: I say something twice as funny; you fail to laugh and are also offended.
The triple entendre: I say something thrice as funny but offend only myself; you find that funny.
The quadruple entendre: I say something offensive, but neither of us can quite work out why.
The quintuple entendre: A theoretical impossibility, but for some reason Paraguay is jettisoned into the 24th Century.
Sunday, 22 July 2007
Is Julia Kristeva Rowling?
Spells, monsters, Hermione's puberty overshadowed by the phallic Slytherin, HP's infantile meconnaissance, the perversion of the mirror stage by deceptive reflectors...
I think that's a 'Yes', then.
Saturday, 21 July 2007
Ambiguity
Essay plan: Ambiguity
Intro.: Ambiguity means polysemy. This may lead to not being sure. If I am unsure about what I think about ambiguity, does that equate to a double negative? Yes. It necessarily mustn't.
Para 1: The sub-title of Pierre is or the ambiguities. How many? Melville is not sure.
Para 2: Empson is excited by seven types of ambiguity. There may be more. He does not commit himself ("with typical cowardice", Haffenden, 2003, p.375). To employ Zizekian notation, therefore: (n)ambiguities > 6.
Para 3. Searching under 'disambiguation' on Wikipedia takes one to a page entitled 'disambiguation (disambiguation)[thereof]'; this page offers three possible solutions. Only three, note.
Conc.: Five
Intro.: Ambiguity means polysemy. This may lead to not being sure. If I am unsure about what I think about ambiguity, does that equate to a double negative? Yes. It necessarily mustn't.
Para 1: The sub-title of Pierre is or the ambiguities. How many? Melville is not sure.
Para 2: Empson is excited by seven types of ambiguity. There may be more. He does not commit himself ("with typical cowardice", Haffenden, 2003, p.375). To employ Zizekian notation, therefore: (n)ambiguities > 6.
Para 3. Searching under 'disambiguation' on Wikipedia takes one to a page entitled 'disambiguation (disambiguation)[thereof]'; this page offers three possible solutions. Only three, note.
Conc.: Five
Manifesto
1. I fucking hate people who publish manifestoes.
2. The Futurists - passe.
3. Marx & Engels - lumpen.
4. The Vorticists -         .
5. The only decent manifesto was Communist folk-composer Cornelius Cardew's Stockhausen Serves Imperialism. Even to this day, his family asserts that he was assassinated by a cabal of CIA-funded atonalists. And not run down by a bus, as everybody else thinks.
2. The Futurists - passe.
3. Marx & Engels - lumpen.
4. The Vorticists -         .
5. The only decent manifesto was Communist folk-composer Cornelius Cardew's Stockhausen Serves Imperialism. Even to this day, his family asserts that he was assassinated by a cabal of CIA-funded atonalists. And not run down by a bus, as everybody else thinks.
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