Manifesto

1. I fucking hate people who publish manifestoes.
2. The Futurists - passe.
3. Marx & Engels - lumpen.
4. The Vorticists -         .
5. The only decent manifesto was Communist folk-composer Cornelius Cardew's Stockhausen Serves Imperialism. Even to this day, his family asserts that he was assassinated by a cabal of CIA-funded atonalists. And not run down by a bus, as everybody else thinks.